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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:21
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Who are the IT boys of the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation in K-pop?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So they tried
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.